Misty Apparition

So the other night was very still and clear and I decided to take some night photos to see what I could see (mainly orbs). At the front of the property this is what showed up. It wasn't present in the photos taken before or after and I am a field away from the nearest house so no way it was smoke.

Very clearly you can see a face to the left of the photo. This photo was taken about twelve feet away from my other weird photo with the face that showed up a foot off the the ground just by the pine trees. Nothing similar has showed up there since.

The Cat Art Of Keeping Warm

'Tis the season for indoor cats. Suddenly the prospect of long mornings outside aren't proving attractive and Mum's lap (especially if there is a wheat pack on it) is considered the best place to be. Gypsy is proving to be particularly loving at this time of year. I am not fooled- I know she has selfish motives. The most disconcerting part of winter is to go to bed with two or maybe three cats with you, only to turn over in the night and find my face tickled with long black fur as Kit (No 4) has decided to take up residence on my pillow. Thursday morning we had a -5oC frost. It's been a while since I have felt so bone achingly cold. Gypsy practically lived on my lap all day.

The firewood situation has been dire but luckily the cold temperatures didn't hit until this week by which time I had earned enough to buy some. My friend Rose and her husband collected a small truckload of apple wood from Te Papa orchard for me yesterday.

And I have rats apparently. There are holes all over the place so time to get some poison. Yes I have cats who don't catch rats. They're above that sort of thing. Why spend freezing nights outside when you can cuddle up on an electric blanket and play push the human off the bed. No competition really.

The Filthy Part Of Pet Ownership

'Tis the season of mists and muddy paws. Kit especially is a great one for walking through the garden before coming inside and hopping up on the bed. But you can't be mad with an animal that is so laid back she lies like a dog.

Meanwhile at some point on Sunday Mishka must have found a very very old nest of eggs because by that evening he was suffering from a nasty case of the squitters. Monday I had to wash his backside seven times including in the evening in the dark with just a torch to see by. Tuesday a friend suggested I crutch him so that I didn't have such a task keeping his bushy haunches and hind legs clean. Mishka was mortified at my attempt at a Brazilian and kept rushing away and sitting down so that no one could witness his abject humiliation. The cats of course thought it was hilarious.

Today he is on a fast to try and stop the diarrhoea along with colloidal silver in his water in case he has an infection plus Merc Sol 30c twice a day for three days. If I still can't get this under control it will be a vet visit which is a scary proposition for the pair of us. So here's to prayers that Mish's star sign will soon be out of the house of poo poo.

Things That Orb In The Night

My friends Marie and Steve invited me to their beautiful home for lunch on Sunday (home made soup, bread and chocolate mousse!) and after a guitar concert from Steve which had us bopping to “Cocaine”, “Sweet Child” and “Stairway To Heaven” we settled in front of their huge TV to watch “Underworld” in surround sound. It was like being in the movies with vampires and werewolves sounding as if they were creeping around you. And when the head vampire’s head slid off diagonally onto the ground it was awesome. Just like being there.


I can watch vamp movies till the cows come home and I’m never nervous. But ghost movies are a different matter. I’ve seen a ghost. My atheist brother has lived with a ghost. So I know they’re out there. Which is why my friends think I’m crazy continuing my paranormal photography hobby. Yet I don’t find snapping orbs in the least scary but oddly comforting. I can’t see them until they appear on my camera screen and then they’re usually hovering near trees and garden beds as if they’re busy doing something with the plants as if they were psychic gardeners.


Then there are the beautiful colours. Some are large and apricot, others small and vivid glowing white. Others are pink like this one which is hovering over a bed of pink roses. No I have never ever seen anything to be scared of.


Until I took this. Near the front gate, by the pine tree shelter belt, amongst some weeds. Immediately I took another snap but there was nothing there and the next morning when I checked there were no reflective surfaces that could account for these images. Not surprisingly since taking this picture I have felt a bit weird when I go past to get my mail as you never know what’s lurking unseen in the foliage.

Demelza's Embryo Modelling Career

The last of the monarchs hatched over the weekend bringing the complete total to thirty butterflies. Of course as soon as the last one flew away the weather turned cold so hopefully they’re well on their way to a warmer climate.

I am intending to enter Demelza into the New Zealand Top Cat Model competition this year. Fortunately all done over the net otherwise there would be no chance as her eyes turn as big as saucers and she falls off windowsills if she happens to see a strange human in her vicinity. A friend once told me her eyes look as if she’s on “P” (methamphetamines) but I think she looks as if she’s watched one too many horror movies on TV. Anyway I have opened a Twitter account for her so people can read her version of what happens around here- she is a bit judgemental so it will be tough reading for me occasionally.

Briar was due to have her hooves trimmed again but I had to make an urgent appointment as Betty saw she was limping. I couldn’t see as the farm worker here had taken it on himself to move her far far away with the few pet sheep she hangs about with. Betty brought her back with the dogs and I cleaned out her hoof and found a stone stuck there. The farrier couldn’t make it till Saturday morning so I hoped she would be able to stay nearby till her appointment but Friday morning she’d been moved way back over again. I told Betty who went over and got her again with the dogs and told the farm worker to leave her next to me till Monday. Suffice to say that I saw on Saturday she had been moved way over to a paddock at the back of Betty’s.

I had to ring the main house anyway as the water dried up in the cottage at 8.30am but Betty had gone out and wouldn’t be back till lunchtime. It took me a good half hour to go and get Briar who wasn’t limping as badly but it still was quite painful for her to walk back to my place. Then the farrier was an hour late so I waited out in the garden with Briar to keep her company until he arrived. Turned out a small abscess had also burst in her hoof so he cleaned that out and sprayed it plus trimmed her feet. I was too tired to take her all the way back so just popped her out the back gate into the field nearest me where she has been since, complaining loudly when I don’t arrive with the occasional carrot.

The water situation became quite dire as I didn’t have any collected unusually for me and by 3pm I had nothing to drink. I rang the main house again and spoke to an English lady staying with Betty and before I knew it she had walked over with a kettle of water as she hated the fact I couldn’t even have a cup of tea. By 4.30pm the water was back on again so I could feed and water the animals and have a tepid bath before settling down for the evening. However it has reminded me of how important it is to keep water stored at all times in case of emergency as it is the one thing you cannot live without. That and chocolate.

Love Is Like A Monarch Butterfly

I have a kitchen full of butterflies at the moment. The monarch grubs that I raised on pumpkin after they decimated my three large swan plants have all morphed into chrysalis, some more successfully than others (the casualties shrivel up after the first couple of days). Over the past week these have begun to hatch out into beautiful gaudy monarchs, tame enough that I can let them crawl onto my fingers.


Someone told me last week that the DNA of the caterpillar is completely different to the DNA of the butterfly that emerges from the chrysalis making the whole process even more surreal. I have watched as these greedy little grubs in their colourful striped footie jerseys ate themselves into a stupor before heading northwards to sit in a trance for a couple of days before they shot silk out of their backside, hung in a half hearted J and shed their skins, turning into a hard green shell decorated with golden dots. For a couple of weeks they remained like that before a touch of black at the top of the chrysalis announced something amazing was going on inside. Within a couple of days the whole thing would turn black and orange and suddenly a butterfly would emerge so quickly that it was hard to catch them in the act.


Their wings all crumpled at first they hang from their broken home with a huge body that gradually shrinks as fluid is pumped into their wings making them unfurl in glorious technicolour. At this point I usually leave them a few hours before popping them onto a plant in the sun to dry out a bit further before they take off into the sky and flutter off into the distance. So far I have watched this happen 16 times and each time it seems just as incredible.

The Mean Cat From Next Door

World War III broke out here an hour ago when next door's mean cat paid a visit. This grey and white bully lives across the paddock in the farm worker's cottage but apparently this is a part time arrangement as every few days she walks a few hundred metres to the shearer's quarters where she spends a few nights with her owner's brother before returning and beginning the whole process over again. She usually take a short cut through my garden and this morning I heard a thump and some serious growling before I saw her sitting calmly on the front path with her ears flattened, standing on tippy toes glaring at Kit who was crouched on the front door step. I let Kit inside and yelled at Mishka to wake up. It took him a while to get his bearings and then realising he was on duty he strutted outside to sort the situation. However the cat went back up enpointe and growled at him so he turned tail and shuffled back inside.

By this time Demelza was in the loop and she sat by the armchair looking out the dining room window with her fur on end ala Adam Lambert. Kit (not a light weight in any shape manner or form) was walking around wailing. I opened the door and did the shoo thing but the cat just growled at me as well. She even let me take her photo to record her vistory. However I discovered her nemesis in the form of Mr Water Jug and hopefully by now she's back on the road to or from home. Now I'm left with three cats on duty in various windows while the dog has calmly gone back to sleep content in the knowledge that he saved the day...

Fowl News

A flock of Daffies, Donalds and Jemima Puddleducks have been living on one of the back paddocks the past few weeks. The noise of their arguments and chatter intersperse occasional bursts into flight when they take off and do a circuit before landing back down where they started. There surely is a fair amount of gossip going on and I am sure there are some interesting relationships too. When they fly overhead you can imagine what these are by the formations: two ducks are a devoted old married couple, three ducks are a threesome and a group of them are the swingers of the flock.


Gine leaves her babies at night to roost with the rest of the bantams in "the big house". Of her eight chicks five have survived, one male being taken by a rooster and the two white pullets having committed heni kari. Sarah is still taking care of her two offspring although they're nearly three months old. If she were human she'd be the sort of mother who is happy to have her kids living with her when they were in their fifties. Of these Twizel I am still undecided to as whether is a male or female. In the meantime the rest of the fowls are on strike and refusing to lay eggs while they have their annual moult. Threatening them with the pot has no effect as they already know I'm a vegetarian.

The Autumn Garden

Crocuses have been flowering at the base of the old oak tree by the drive but after just two weeks they've withered and disappeared back into the lawn. Meanwhile the red hollyhocks and roses still look lovely while everything else begins to look tired so that the entire garden resembles a large dried flower arrangement. To be proactive this morning I dug over two of the built up gardens in preparation for planting some winter veggies as well as cutting back the larger sage plants.


The grape vine on the front pergola is laden with fruit. I have encouraged visitors to pick themselves a couple of bunches before they leave while the thrushes have been picking single grapes from high up on the vine. Even the landlord hopped over the fence one morning to help himself to an armful. Whatever is left drops onto the concrete to be picked over by the chooks. There have been a few drunken hens staggering about the place while some others have developed mild cases of the runs.

With all the harvesting going on around the farm there are hundreds of birds feeding in the fields. Most of them roost in the oak tree and a thick layer of guano is forming a nice abstract painting on the driveway. Being severely outnumbered the cats just stare in awe at all the bird life. One negative aspect is a hawk that has decided to hang around in order to feed on the small birds. Unfortunately he took one of Gine's chicks on Tuesday so she is now down to six. He was is cheeky that he flies down into the backyard and scares the hell out of everyone including me. Fortunately this particular bird is too heavy for him to fly off with.

Sunrise, Moonrise

Gypsy wakes me at 3.30am most mornings by hopping over my head while I'm sleeping. A couple of nights ago she was so bad that I swore at her and put her off the bed only to hear a happy purring from the end of the bed where Peaches was taking great pleasure in seeing her sibling getting told off for once. Eventually I get up only I'm shivering as it is becoming quite chilly in the mornings now. When I open the back door the sun still hasn't risen but is usually just peeping over the eastern hills as I head outside to check on everyone. Within a few minutes the sun has put his hat on and it's all downhill from there.


Last week we had a rad orange moon but by the time I dashed inside to find the camera it had faded to a sickly cream but it was still pretty impressive. So much so that I had to resist the urge to strip off and do some naked tree dancing on the front lawn.

On a sad note- Amber, a cantankerous old golden bantam fell off her perch Wednesday morning. I was just getting over digging the grave in the afternoon when I found one of the white chicks dead with a broken neck. Of course it had to be a pullet as roosters are made of stainless steel and never die. I can look back now and realize that I must have made a fascinating sight sitting on the lawn giving a white chick mouth to beak resuscitation but when you're in shock you don't think straight do you.

Phoenix's Farewell, Goblin's Centrefold and Cat Vacuuming

A bit of a shock last Sunday when I went out to feed the rabbits and found Phoenix dead in his cage and blue around his mouth. He hadn't been under the weather although he had been a bit picky with his food. Phoenix had lived up to his name when as a young rabbit RHD went through the rabbitry killing his mother but leaving he and his brother alive. He was a pretty good sprayer like his Dad which is why he had to be placed in a cage some distance away from the other rabbits. Even so he occasionally got a runny eye from getting some of his own back. Every afternoon we had a ritual as he waited patiently for me to top up his drinking bottle with fresh water, standing up as I filled it before attacking it with relish.

Meantime his half brother Goblin has got into the new Ashford "Book of Hand Spinning" by Jo Reeve illustrating the section on angora. I received my complimentary copy this week. As a reward I put a young doe in his cage but unfortunately he decided to turn into a SNAR (Sensitive New Age Rabbit) who only wanted to cuddle and snuggle.


And Kit has returned to being a very sucky kitty after watching Mishka getting a quick vacuum. She jumped up on top of a chair and we were back in business, me sucking her tail up the metal hose and she biting it.

A friend told me recently that this is a madhouse. I wonder why?

Saging and Potting

I miss my Dad when it comes to gardening. Not that he was a great gardener- far from it- he would pull out the flower plants and proudly leave the weeds. No he was in fact a champion picker upper. You could prune and throw any amount of rubbish onto the lawn and within a few minutes the detritus would disappear. Now it's all up to me which is why it all tends to lie on the lawn until the grass begins to turn yellow. Saturday I got stuck into the giant sage plants on the western side of the garden. They've bloomed wonderfully for months but have begun to look a bit worse for wear, rather like Britney Spears after a hard night out. I clipped them back and already they're beginning to spring back into life so maybe I'll get another flowering before winter. However their remains are calmly decomposing on the grass waiting for me to get my act together.

I have also been planting out pots. I've replaced my burgundy violas from the pots on the front table with fresh blue lobelia. A thyme plant I was given is now planted and gray succulents are hidden under the jasmine vine to try and protect them for coming frosts. The rest of the garden is a jungle but I am hoping the piles of rubbish lying on the lawn fool people into imagining that I will get around to weeding all the beds eventually.

The little black and yellow chick has recovered its mojo and is a lot happier now. I now let Sarah and the two older chicks out in the afternoons but Sarah has begun walking over to Gine's cage and attacking her through the wire. Yesterday they had a full out fight, flying at each other and trying to grab each other's head feathers rather like two women grabbing each others extensions during a slap down. Obviously while they're stuck looking after their babies in their adjacent cages they're both indulging in foul/fowl language.

Damp, Drizzle and Dead Hens

Another four days of drizzly damp weather descended this week and finally it is beginning to take its toll on the animals. One of my younger hens died on Monday the 15th. She'd been fine the night before but when I went to feed them all her wings were drooping and within a couple of hours she'd passed away. I dug a grave in the garden near the back door andMishka and I held a Tangi for her before the rain chased us inside.

Thursday night it was so humid and hot I slept on top of the bedclothes with the cats positioned at the far reaches of the bed. However at 4am it became quite chilly and by the time I got up the wind had turned southerly so it became a pantyhose day. Everyone seemed fine but this morning one of the second family of chicks has droopy wings so I will take her out later and check her over to see if it's anything more than the cold
change responsible. It would have to be the cute black and yellow chick as well!


The mornings dawn in a sea of mist towards the hills in the east. The sheep graze or sleep depending on the temperature until the sun rises high enough to dry everything off. The wheat paddock next to me was harvested recently and the grapes are beginning
to ripen on the vine over my front pergola so it definitely feels as if we're skipping summer and heading into Keat's season of mists and mellow fruitfulness. Prosaically it's also the season of toadstools, mould and facial eczema.

Bad and Good Bantam Mums

Most mothers and daughters have a falling out now and then, even in the chicken world. Sarah and Ella have been living in comparative harmony since they hatched out two chicks together but yesterday I heard shrieking from the woodshed and arrived to find Ella attacking her mother. Roosters are nasty fighters but hens can be even worse and Sarah was terrified so the only solution was to grab Ella and put her back in the big house with the other chooks. I was worried she'd fret at losing her baby but when I let her out today with the others she just wandered off to find a worm and didn't make any attempt to go and see her offspring. A real piece of work and a Jeremy Kyle show in the making.


The other chicks have an overprotective mum in Gine who loves to fly up and attack my hand when I attempt to put their feed dish in their cage. Then she clucks and fusses, breaking up bread for them or else crumbling their mash into even smaller pieces. And yet she treads on them without looking or else gets so excited when I put their feed in that when she scratches in the dish she sends chicks flying in all directions. However the babies soon learn to stand out of the way of their mother's wayward feet. For such small fragile creatures they have a remarkable sense of self preservation.

Gypsy squealed at the front door this morning and thinking she wanted in I opened it to find a wet half dead waxeye lying on the doormat. I scooped it up, put it in a box and shut in the dark and warm healing safety of the hot water cupboard. An hour later I was able to release it back outside where it flew away hopefully wiser about the perfidity and unscrupulousness of cats.

Diary Of A Mad Chicken Farmer

January 18th 2010

Sarah the grey hen and her daughter Ella have been fighting over who gets to sit on some manky looking eggs in the corner of the hen house. When I went to feed the chooks this morning I heard cheeping and lo a small brown bumblebee had appeared. Collected both hens, chick and remaining eggs and put them in a hay lined cage in the woodshed. The two hens proceeded to argue over who got custody of the chick for the rest of the day.

January 21st 2010


Went out early to feed the chick and discovered another egg was hatching and a small wet black creature was struggling to emerge. Four hours later and it was lying stretched out on its side puffing. Didn't expect it to live but by the end of the day it was all fluffed up and looking perkily out of its small dark eyes. Sarah and Ella are delighted as they now have a chick each.

January 22nd 2010

Gine the bantam has been steadfastly sitting on some eggs next to the hen house. This morning four chicks hatched including one fluffy yellow one. By lunchtime the sky was turning black and threatening thunder so prepared another cage in the woodshed and transferred Gine, two eggs and the now eight chicks (four brown, two yellow, one black and one black and yellow). Just as well as within half an hour a torrential rainstorm struck and the nest was flooded out. Overnight 110 mls of rain fell in Tikokino.


January 24th 2010

Friends came to see the chicks and I discovered the two oldest ones loose around the shed and a little brown one from the other clutch hiding beneath its cage. Every day from this point on the same thing happened although the two older ones soon learned to go back in with their mothers when I opened the cage door to put their feed dish in. I cannot for the life of me work out how the other one escaped but assumed it jumped on Mum's back and shimmied through the wider cage mesh higher up.

Over the next few days we had several more unseasonable heavy rainstorms often accompanied with thunder and lightning. The remaining eggs in both clutches didn't hatch which made me wonder about the old wives' tale that thunder kills the young chicks before they can emerge.

1st February 2010

Poor chicks. It has rained so much I think they will be terrified when the sun eventually reappears and will probably run around thinking the world is ending- or the sky is falling...

Demelza At War

Poor Demelza's tail attacked her again last night. As per usual she was sitting minding her own business when the tip flicked and before she could yowl "catnip mouse" she was at war. She cornered her tail sitting on the edge of the bath but after nearly falling in she ran behind the bathroom door to try and beat it into submission. However the rival attraction of a dry piece of kitty litter got the better of her and she ended up batting this madly across the lino. When the kitty litter finally surrendered she did one half hearted circle just to show her tail who was boss and calmly walked away to torture the dog. It's so amazing what you get to see while you're just sitting on the loo...

Messy Animals

The cats are currently having a competition to see who can get the most cleavers (sticky weed) seeds stuck in their fur. So far Kit has been winning as she has managed to get into such a mess that I've had to cut chunks of her fur leaving her looking like an overweight moth eaten cuddly toy. Today however Demelza arrived inside with small green sticky round balls hanging off the backs of her legs. When I tried to prise them off I was only rewarded by her usual expression of shocked disapproval so I left her to pull them off by herself before she fell asleep exhausted on the armchair. However I have to announce that the competition was won by Mishka the dog who, in the process of sneaking into a shelter belt in search of bantam nests, managed to decorate himself with seed heads, grass and a few dead leaves for good measure so that he resembled a hairy walking Christmas tree. Didn't have the heart to tell him that he's over 300 days too early.

Wet Dogs and Exploding Bantams

I'm currently experiencing an explosion of broody bantams. Frightened the hell out of myself the other day while gardening when an unearthly screech emanated from the middle of some day lilies where an irate hen had ensconced herself. A fluffy white hen went missing just before Christmas and I was certain she was sitting as she hadn't been sick but Wednesday afternoon I found her mummified corpse underneath a hedge. I planted her near the day lily patch so she can keep the other hen company.

I am a person who has to set deadlines so I get things done and New Year's Eve was "Wash The Dog Day". I spent a good half hour brushing all the under hair out from Mish's coat but before I had time to wash him the lawn mower man and his offsider arrived. Needless to say I was relieved I'd discovered the dead hen the day before otherwise we'd have had chicken chop suey everywhere. The men spent an hour waging war on the grass, one on a mower and the other on a weed eater and knocked the place into some sort of shape although it does resemble a hay field now. After lunch I took Mish outside and gave him a good wash with flea shampoo before he shook most of the water over me. He loves water despite the expression on his face post bath. Since then I have had to keep him nearby so he doesn't roly poly in the grassy arssy.

Crazy Cocksfoot and Confused Cats

The lawn mowing man called in again late this afternoon but fortunately this time I had my clothes on. He is coming to knock back the half of the lawn we couldn't complete either this week or next with promises of weed eating the edges as well. Ever the country girl I just think it's a terrible waste of good grazing.


The garden is morphing from late Spring into early Summer which means most areas are looking a bit tatty/weedy. However there are still quite a few poppies blooming and the hollyhocks are beginning to show. The slight rain we've had over the past couple of days has made for wonderfully easy weeding which makes for easily overdoing it. I have been hauling out cocks foot from the corner garden and throwing it out into the paddock for the sheep before replacing them with a few wilted cosmos seedlings and delphiniums.

My furry helpers keep watchful eyes on me from the overgrowth with the occasional helping paw. They've been excited by some unexpected visitors to the garden. A female pheasant has been sending the blood pressure of the roosters sky high while two magpies have been taking their morning perambulations about the front lawn. Demelza and Kit sit in rapt admiration, especially when they up and fly away. I was a bit confused as to why until this morning when I realised that these two black and white cats think the magpies are kindred spirits who are in fact flying cats.

And the poppies and orbs go on

One day we broil, the next morning there is a frost. Such is December in Central Hawkes Bay. But the poppies continue to amaze including a wonderful fluffy pink individual behind the hen house. I have taken so many shots of this I can see a series of very cliche paintings. Meanwhile the lawn had grown and grown as I waited to see if I can get extra money to get it knocked back. The quote I was given was $100 which at Christmas was too much to cobble together but I was lucky that Glenys and her husband came down a week ago and mowed half, the part you can see from the road thankfully. Arthur took half an hour to ride the mower down the road from their house while Glenys looking pretty snappy in t-shirt and shorts pulled up in a quad bike pulling a trailer containing rakes and wheelbarrow. While Arthur spent two hours trying to tame the grass Glenys and I raked before she threw it over the fence. By the time lunchtime had arrived we had turned into three grease spots. Poor Arthur was then faced with a weary and extremely slow trip back home.


I continue to go outside some nights orb hunting. One evening I followed Mishka up the drive photographing all the way and in each shot there was a white orb floating in the air just above the fence before settling beside Mish. I wonder if it's a dog lover? My paranormal photography adventures inspired my brother to try taking photos at the end of his garden. After a particularly spectacular shot of a white orb which turned out to be some one's soccer ball he managed to capture a couple of large ones in a photo. My friend John however had no luck whatsoever until his wife photographed him with his two grandchildren outside during the day and the resulting photo showed a large grey cloud coming out of his head. Unfortunately he's now convinced himself that this means he's going to die. So if you're wandering around Napier at night and see bright flashes coming from various gardens you'll know what's happening. There is a whole lot of orbing going on.